I wannas sexs uuuuu
Your tits are I can't wait for
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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