We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
this will be a night to untag.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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