That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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