he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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