the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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