My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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