dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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