Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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