THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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