i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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