what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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