Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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