what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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