Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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