So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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