we're blogging at a bar
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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