You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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