I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Come share oat with me in your robe
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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