You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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