Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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