How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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