Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We got so high we made milksteak
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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