? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
