we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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