me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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