haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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