Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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