Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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