I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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