YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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