hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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