Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just want to make out with him forever
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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