My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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