I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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