Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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