Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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