how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
