you would pick up someone in the library
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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