She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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