Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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