Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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