also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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