i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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