You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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