But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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