Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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