Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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