What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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