i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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