But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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